Why rush progress when you can politely wait your turn?
About YACW
YACW is a satirical movement born out of a simple belief: the American dream is still alive—it’s just been leased to the previous generation with no early termination clause.
We honor the sacred duty of youth: waiting. For homes. For healthcare. For climate relief. For... well, just about everything.
Ongoing Campaigns
The Wait List: Live countdowns for housing, jobs, and dignity.
Trickle-Down Tracker: Because some drops are still pending delivery.
Boomer Bingo: Match phrases like “I worked my way through college” to win a reality check.
Merchandise for the Patient Patriot
T-Shirt:
“I’ll Inherit When I’m 97”
Mug:
“Respect Your Elders’ Tax Brackets”
Sticker:
“Trickle Down & Chill”
From the Think Tank
*“Ethical Procrastination: The Case for National Napping”*
*“Boomer Real Estate: A Monopoly Story”*
*“The Youth Rebellion: A Quietly Deferred Uprising”*
Testimonials
“I applied for a job, but my interviewer said I should be grateful I have a laptop. So now I wait.” – Actual Young American
“I used to be angry, but then I learned to meditate through 3 recessions.” – YACW Member #08493
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